Absurd. Relatable. Uncomfortably accurate.
You have a smartphone, a laptop, a smartwatch, and probably a tablet you forgot existed. You are reachable by text, email, DM, voice note, and at least three apps that send notifications you've never turned off. And yet — somehow — you have 47 unread messages and the reply energy of a rock.
You have access to more movies, shows, and documentaries than any human civilization in history. You spent 45 minutes reviewing your options. You are now watching an episode of The Office you have seen so many times you can recite it before the characters do. This is fine.
The shoes are bought. The app is downloaded. The Instagram caption is basically already written. There is absolutely no reason this time will be any different from the last four times — except that this time you really mean it.